Monday 17 September 2007

Disturbia

I have renamed this film DisturbiAD (in my head - I don't think it'll catch on).

How much product placement is in this film?

There is loads of product placement in this film.

The film is about a guy who is under house arrest, who starts perving on the next door neighbour and the rest of the street. He thinks that another neighbour is a bad man. The kind of bad man who kills red headed women. Which is naughty and needs to be stopped by a bunch of teenagers.

Trinity from the matrix is the teenagers mom and the guy was in transformers earlier in the summer (when he wasn't under house arrest). Most of their conversations were sponsored by Apple and Xbox.

There was even a bit where he mentioned the hard drive size of his ipod.

It wasn't a bad film, but I was just distracted by thoughts of sweet, sweet Coke, Twinkies and Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six.

6/10

Withnail and I

Wow. I've seen this films a fair few times now, but never on the big screen.

So it was awesome to see it on a bloody huge screen.

It's one of my favoutite films!

9/10

Tuesday 4 September 2007

Run, Fatboy, Run

Simon Pegg is awesome. Spaced is my favourite TV series. Ever.

I had high hopes for this.

...and it turned out to be a normal rom-com.

It wasn't bad, there was a few funny bits, but really, what was the point?

4/10

Monday 3 September 2007

1408

Imagine a film about a hotel room.

Boring huh?

Now imagine a film about an Evil F%%%ing Hotel Room.

Suprisingly also boring.

3/10

Seraphim Falls

What the hell was this film about>

It was ok at the start, but then went weird.

I saw this film, so you don't have to.

2/10

Wicker Man

Shockingly, I haven't seen this film before. Which is a bit weird really.

Once the film got past it's strange (and very seventies) beginning, it turns into a pretty disturbing film.

I really enjoyed seeing it, and to see the final scene in a beautiful transfer, on a huge screen was a treat.

8/10

Sugarhouse

Well I went into this one knowing nothing about it and was suprised by this great little thriller about a Suit-Wearing-Man who wants to buy a gun.

It is based on a stage play, and does feel like it at times, but the script is great and I got totally immersed in it.

Plus, it was good to see Andy Serkis playing a human!

6/10